June Birchbox: Instant Reviews

Birchbox is a tiny bundle of monthly love made with beauty junkies in mind. For $10 a month you receive a package filled with 4-5 samples, many of which are deluxe size, with the occasional full-size product thrown in. These instant reviews are just that- my first impressions based on my initial testing, swatching and, of course (you know me) a peek at the ingredients. 

This month's theme is Jet Set, with selections to "indulge your inner jetsetter, from hardy formulas that can last throughout a long-haul flight to imported finds that we've picked up on our global adventures". Sounds promising, right? I don't know that I'll be doing many of those long-haul flights this summer, but imported beauty finds is music to my ears!

BAND-AID® Brand Adhesive Bandages by Cynthia Rowley

Sample Size: full box, 20 bandages

Retail Size: 20 bandages for $5.00

Sample Value: $5.00

Birchbox Says:

Klutzy fashionistas, we feel your pain and so does designer Cynthia Rowley. The fashion visionary teamed up with BAND-AID® Brand to create these haute band aids, which cover up life’s little boo boos and look good doing it.

I say:

These were the first thing I saw when I opened my box, and I was more excited than anyone has a right to be over Band-Aids! But, when's the last time you saw something this sexy in a package marked "sterile"? And, as accident-prone as I am, I will definitely get use out of these!

One quick mention, for anyone comparing notes: The Birchbox insert seems to have a typo where it lists the value of these at $15. The $5 retail value I used above is the price listed on Cynthia Rowley's official website. FYI, in my search to verify the price on these, I happened to notice Target has them available on-line for under $3 a box!

theBalm® cosmetics Stainiac in Beauty Queen

Sample Size: 0.04 oz/1.2ml

Retail Size: .3oz for $17.00

Sample Value: $2.27

Birchbox Says:

Why use two products when you can get the same effect with one? This two-in-one lip and cheek stain gives us a natural, understated flush...Use a single coat for a subtle look or layer it on for a more visible (yet still discreet) hue.

I say:
Right on! I love the idea of a multi-use stain, especially for summertime, and this gel-based formula is as easy to use as it gets. Beauty Queen, a slightly blue-based berry shade, went on my lips sheer and streak-free, and built up noticeably with just one additional coat. On cheeks, a little dab gave a nice flush, and blended evenly (and without settling into pores or grabbing on to any dry spots).

Eyeko Skinny Liquid Eyeliner
Sample Size: Full size, 0.07oz/.2g
Retail Size: .2g for $15
Sample Value: $15

Birchbox Says:

Twiggy fans, rejoice: this London-based brand’s liquid liners let you create mod looks in a flash. The precision pen tip allows you to control the thickness of the line you create and vary the intensity of your look. Plus, the fade-proof formula will hold up all day and night.

I say:
Woohoo! I have been hearing raves about this brand for ages, so I was thrilled to see this liner in my box. The sturdy felt-tip applies the inky black liquid effortlessly- no skips, tugs or bald-spots. The line I drew on my hand dried almost instantly, and then stood up to a pretty brisk rub. My next test was dishes, and while this liner doesn't purport to be waterproof, it certainly lives up to the "fade-proof" claims (as a matter of fact, the line I drew is still visible now, about 12 hours- and countless hand washings- later). Also, this little baby is half the price and almost twice the size of my current favorite, Lancome Artliner, so this could well be a new staple in my personal arsenal!


John Varvatos Star U.S.A
Sample Size: .04oz/1.2ml
Retail Size: 1.7oz for $55
Sample Value: $1.29

Birchbox Says:
The manly scent combines red ginger essence from Laos, juniper berries and cedrat from Sicily, blue spruce, green cardamom, osmanthus, vetyvert, belambre, and tonka bean from Venezuela.

I say:
My nose for women's fragrances is actually pretty sharp, but somehow, almost all men's scents smell the same to me, and this one isn't any different. I'd call it clean, almost sporty, even a little green. It comes across more citrusy than herbal or spicy/woody to me, which is surprising given the notes listed. Not a bad scent, but not something I'd search out.

This extra was a "sneak peak" at Birchbox's new men's service- it was a cute little addition to the box, though I do have to say that for the higher price point of Birchbox Man ($20/month) I'd need to see something more than a vial sample (let's be honest, you can walk into most department stores and get these for free) to get me to sign up.


Melvita Floral Water in Rose
Sample Size: .95oz/28ml
Retail Size: 6.76oz for $22
Sample Value: $3.09

Birchbox Says:
Powered by organic ingredients like rose petals...each spray soothes, firms, and heals delicate skin. Each of Melvita’s Floral Waters uses healing natural extracts to refresh and soothe skin...Rose is ideal for sensitive or prematurely aging complexions.

I say:
I'm not sure where I stand on the issue of floral waters. One one hand, floral compounds are chock-full of skin irritants (they're even listed in the ingredient list as "natural components") and that's not beneficial for anyone. Rose, however, has a very storied history: it's touted as a natural anti-inflammatory and anti-oxidant, and is said to treat everything from sun-damage to depression. Now, it's easy for me to dismiss folk-remedies- I mean, women used to use lead to whiten their skin- but in the case of rose, science is pitching in to back up some of those claims.

This formula is pretty simple, it's basically just rose water, some citric acid (probably to adjust the pH and maybe as a preservative) and some lysine, which I was happy to see- it's an amino acid that helps to moisturize and repair the skin's protective barrier. The addition of this natural moisturizing factor tips the scales to the plus side for me: I'll be keeping this little bottle in the cooler this summer!


Yu-Be Moisturizing Skin Cream
Sample Size: .1oz (3g)
Retail Size: 1.25oz for $16
Sample Value: $1.28

Birchbox Says:
Invented by a pharmacist back in the 1950’s, Yu-Be has been Japan’s top-selling skin cream for over fifty years. Great for head-to-toe hydration, it helps with all forms of stubborn dryness, including flaky red skin, chapped lips, and callused feet. High concentrations of glycerin and sodium hyaluronate seal in moisture and protect skin from the elements. Finally, vitamins B, C, and E infuse skin with antioxidants and boost firmness. It’s so gentle that even infants and kids can safely use it.

I say:
Another wildly popular import whose reputation precedes it, I was excited to see this tiny tube in my box- if only to see what all of the hype was about. One peek at the ingredients, however, reminded me why I never tried this "wonder cream".

Remember, this cream was formulated over 50 years ago, so it comes as no surprise that the ingredients add up to what is really a pretty out-dated moisturizer. Yu-Be is, at it's core, a blend of basic emollients with a few antioxidants thrown in the mix. The form of vitamin C used, ascorbic acid, is one of the more unstable, and in such a low concentration (it's the second to last ingredient) who knows if it would even have an effect on the skin? Vitamin B2 is also listed, but is a know photosensitizer, something I'd definitely stay away from.

The final nail in the coffin? Camphor. In my opinion, camphor is one of the very worst ingredients used in skincare- it's extremely irritating, so though it can temporarily relieve pain or itching, it actually damages skin in the long-run. Camphor can actually be toxic and enters the blood stream easily, so it should never be applied to mucous membranes or broken skin- yet it's a common ingredient in lip balms! Infuriating! Most alarming is the statement that it's gentle enough to use on kids and infants: according to the International Programme on Chemical Safety, "Even in small doses, camphor consumption can cause fatal poisoning in children and infants." It's also not recommended for pregnant or nursing women. So explain to me again why I want this on my cracked heels or chapped lips? No thanks!

TOTAL JUNE BOX VALUE: $27.93

Camphor rant aside, I really thought this box hit it out of the park. In fact, I'd go so far as to say this is my favorite box yet! It's almost as if Birchbox read my wishlist and made it a box just for me. Aside from the Yu-be (which I'll be keeping far away from my lip-balm eating toddler) I will use every single thing in this box, and feel fancy while I'm doing it!

What did you get in your box? Was it as big of a success for you this month?

April Birchbox: Instant Reviews

Birchbox is a tiny bundle of monthly love made with beauty junkies in mind. For $10 a month you receive a package filled with 4-5 samples, many of which are deluxe size, with the occasional full-size product thrown in. Deluxe size samples are plenty big enough get a good feel for the instant effects, but maybe not quite enough to judge long-term results. Instant reviews are just that- my instant impressions on the products. These installments will be based on my initial testing, swatching and, of course (you know me) a peek at the ingredients.

Befine Gentle Cleanser
Sample Size: Two .34oz "Single Serve" packets
Retail Size: 3.4oz for $24
Sample Value: $4.80

Birchbox Says:
This smooth, foaming cleanser works on all skin types. Sugar cane banishes impurities and binds moisture to skin. Oat bran extracts contain skin-soothing colloids and heal irritation, while vitamin-rich rice bran proteins boost elasticity. Finally, a refreshing dose of peppermint oil stimulates circulation and revives skin tone.

I say:
First, gotta ask: Who uses a third of an ounce of product in one use? I'm not exactly complaining- it's a generous amount for something labeled "single serve", but an odd description nonetheless. I also found the cleanser itself odd. It was thin and watery, and while it seemed to cleanse well enough, I did feel like half of the liquid ran through my fingers before it ever reached my face. Though the Befine packet makes no mention of it, Birchbox does suggest applying the cleanser to a washcloth first to combat this.

As usual with "natural" skin care lines, I think Befine over-reaches on their claims. Particularly sad is that most of the ingredients in this cleanser are beneficial- they're just not the big superstars Befine makes them out to be. Sugar is a known humectant, but the claim that it can also "banish impurities" is just marketing nonsense in my opinion. And the assertion that peppermint oil "revives the skin tone"? What exactly is a "revived" skin tone?  In fact, peppermint oil is a known skin irritant; irritation isn't generally known to improve the appearance of the skin. Finally, it bears mentioning that nowhere in the description of this product does it suggest keeping it away from the eyes. Trust me: peppermint + eyeballs= bad. Really...trust me.


Befine Daily Moisturizer with SPF 15
Sample Size: Three .34oz "Single Serve" packets
Retail Size: 1.7oz for $24
Sample Value: $14.40

Birchbox Says:
The rosemary and pomegranate extracts in this day cream are full of antioxidants that defend against pollutants, free radicals, and other skin enemies. Rice extracts boost moisture levels and improve skin’s elasticity. Finally, two skin-safe sunscreens—octinoxate and avobenzone—keep skin protected against the sun.

I say:
Again, odd "single serve" designation, especially considering the three packets I received contain 60% of the product in a full-sized bottle. Annoyingly, neither the packet, the Birchbox website nor the Befine website lists a full ingredient list, so I have nothing to talk about here but the "key ingredients" (and without a list, I have no idea how much of each additive is even in the lotion). So with a grain of salt...

Befine Daily Moisturizer is a very light-weight lotion; I was actually surprised that something so light could satisfy my super-parched skin. I love the addition of rosemary and pomegranate extracts for antioxidant protection- both have higher antioxidant values than favorites like Vitamins C and E, and have anti-inflammatory properties as well. But yet again, I find the company stretching with certain ingredient claims: I couldn't find a single study that supported the claim that rice extract in any form improves elasticity. Rice extract is classified as a skin conditioning agent, so I have no doubt that it boosts moisture levels, why not just leave well enough alone?

Even with the, erm, romanticized view of certain ingredients, it wasn't until I looked at the sunscreen agents in this formula that I had any real concerns. My first surprise was that Befine uses "chemical" sunscreens, which absorb UV rays before they can damage skin, rather than physical blocks like titanium dioxide and zinc oxide (these work by reflecting rays away from the skin). Now, this means nothing in and of itself- I'm totally fine with chemical blocks as long as they're formulated correctly. The shocking thing is that this one doesn't seem to be.

All three sunscreens listed in Befine's active ingredient list are considered unstable, meaning they degrade in the presence of UV rays (seems like a deal breaker for a sunscreen, eh?) Two included in the formula, Avobenzone and Octinoxate, behave particularly badly when they get together. Studies show that when that particular combination is exposed to UV rays, both sunscreens break down, reducing UV protection and forming skin-damaging free radicals. Certain agents can be added to counteract this, but the formula's other sunscreen agent (Octisalate) doesn't seem to be a preferred photostabilizer.

Of course, even the best sun protection will break down over time, which is why one final little surprise landed my Befine moisturizer packets in the trash bin. While examining my packet, I happened to notice a little embossed code that reads "EXP2009/07". In case anyone needs translation, or you're just in disbelief, that means Birchbox sent out samples that expired 3 years ago! Now, I used this lotion, and didn't notice any signs of spoilage (rancid smell, off-color, separation of the lotion) but when it comes to my sun protection, I'm simply not willing to risk it.

MicrodermaMitt Face Mitt
Sample Size: 1 mitt
Retail Size: 1 mitt for $28.50
Sample Value: $28.50

Birchbox Says:
MicrodermaMitt’s exfoliating face mitt gives you results that are comparable to clinical microdermabrasion, minus the redness and sensitivity that can result. Made of all-natural floss silk...soft yet powerful face mitt sloughs away all forms of debris, from makeup and sunscreen residue to excess oil and dead skin cells. With regular use, your skin will look visibly smoother, and your lines, scars, and sun spots will be less noticeable.

I say:
Let's knock that first claim out right away: "results that are comparable to clinical microdermabrasion". I see no studies supporting this on MicrodermaMitt's website (as a matter of fact, I don't even see this claim on the company's site, only on the Birchbox page). There are also no studies on the product on file with the US National Library of Medicine, so I'm gonna go ahead and call BS on this one.

Moving on, I agree with almost everything else Birchbox has to say about the product. I don't know exactly what floss silk is, but it's not the luxuriously soft fabric you're probably thinking of. This mitt definitely feels a bit abrasive (not uncomfortably so) and I felt it did a nice job of lifting off dead skin. My skin tears easily. In fact, because of this, most scrubs leave me flakier after I use them than I was when I started. After using the mitt, my skin was noticeably softer, less flaky and showed no signs of irritation. Since regular exfoliation exposes newer skin, the look of scars, fine lines and spots can in fact be diminished (to some extent). Definite win!

WEI White Lotus Hydrating Face Treatment Pads
Sample Size: 1 pad
Retail Size: 6 pads for $68.50
Sample Value: $11.33

Birchbox Says:
Sheet masks are all in the rage in the Asian skincare world...Not only are they super-hygienic and easy to use, they let you achieve comparable results to pricey spa facials for a fraction of the cost. White Lotus pads soften the look of lines and wrinkles...contain a smart dose of hyaluronic acid to plump up skin.

I say:
I certainly have seen plenty of sheet masks on my favorite Asian beauty blogs, so I'm excited to try this one. Again, there's no ingredient list available, and the only ingredients mentioned are white lotus and hyaluronic acid. Of course, I have no idea what form of the lotus is used, but lotus seeds and stamens are known to have antioxidant and anti-inflammatory properties, so there's some potential here. Hyaluronic acid (one of my very favorite ingredients, if you didn't know) is a Natural Moisturizing Factor that's able to hold up to 1000 times its weight in moisture. It can help maintain a healthy skin barrier, and can indeed temporarily plump the skin, relieving the appearance of fine lines.

While I haven't used the mask, I can tell from squishing the packet that the mask is well saturated with the solution. While I'm intrigued about this mask, I'm not sure I can see myself spending $68 for something that only lasts 6 uses. On the other hand, $11 is much cheaper than a spa facial, so if this mask really stands up, I could be convinced to reconsider!

Winderstruck Taylor Swift Eau de Parfum

Sample Size: .04 fl oz

Retail Size: $59.50 for 3.4 fl oz

Sample Value: $.70

Birchbox Says:
The fragrance is a gourmand floral; a charming and sparkling surprise of vibrant fruits, kissed by a bouquet of soft petals and a touch of sweet indulgence.

I say:
This fragrance may hint at being a gourmand floral, but if you're not paying attention, that hint will fly right overhead. It has none of the complexity of other famous gourmands (Mugler's Angel and Lolita Lempicka are long-time favorites of mine). The musky sandalwood base totally overpowers the delicate fruity floral notes- you really have to whiff quickly and deeply to catch them. Even the vanilla note (normally a scent that stands out to me) only lasted 10 minutes or so before fading into obscurity. It is a supercute bottle though, so there's that.

Zoya Nail Polish in Bevin
Sample Size: .25oz
Retail Size: $8 for .5oz
Sample Value: $4

Birchbox Says:
Each Zoya shade goes on opaque with just one coat and lasts 50 percent longer than traditional polishes...the vegan-friendly formulas don’t contain formaldehyde, toluene, camphor, and other toxic chemicals. Bevin (is) a sage green with faint teal undertones.

I say:
I always love getting Zoya minis in my box! This particular shade is a bit unusual; I'd call it a dusty teal (it actually reminds me of the color my fiance's mother used for his Bar Mitzvah). Definitely more blue than green to me (my 4-year-old agrees) and despite my early 90's association, the shade comes across as modern and chic to me. The cream finish applies smoothly and streak free, though it did take me 2 coats to get truly opaque coverage.


TOTAL APRIL BOX VALUE: $63.70

Great value in this box, and some interesting products to boot- my favorite is the MicrodermaMitt. I am very disappointed with Birchbox for sending out expired product (if you deduct the value of those packets from the box, the total would go down to $49.33) and have contacted them about the issue.

::EDIT:: Birchbox has announced via email that it will be compensating those who received expired Befine packets in their box with 100 Birchbox points.  You must complete this survey by April 27 to request the points award; your account will be updated by May 1.

I don't know how I feel about this solution. 100 Birchbox points equals $10 in their shop, which is a good dollar amount, however, I usually balk at customer service resolutions that require an additional purchase from the company. What do you guys think- fair or foul?

February Birchbox: Instant Reviews

Birchbox is a tiny bundle of monthly love made with beauty junkies in mind. For $10 a month you receive a package filled with 4-5 samples, many of which are deluxe size, with the occasional full-size product thrown in. Deluxe size samples are plenty big enough get a good feel for the instant effects, but maybe not quite enough to judge long-term results. Instant reviews are just that- my instant impressions on the products. These installments will be based on my initial testing, swatching and, of course (you know me) a peek at the ingredients.

BENTA BERRY G-1 Moisturizing Face Cream
Sample Size: 3ml
Retail Size: 30ml for $22
Sample Value: $2.20

Birchbox says: 
Behold this unisex moisturizer, a favorite of hip Parisian girls and guys, which hasn’t been available stateside until now. Beyond its intense moisturizing powers, the creamy formula also regulates skin’s oil levels with a botanical brigade. Blueberry and white dead-nettle purify skin, while jasmine, burdock, and mandarin reduce breakouts and redness. The light, refreshing scent was designed with both genders in mind.

I say:
Claims like "mattifying", "break-out reducing" and "oil regulating" had me skeptical that this would work for my super-dry skin, but I was pleasantly surprised when I tested this. My skin was indeed soft and matte after applying G-1 cream, though since I don't have shine issues throughout the day, I can't speak to the moisturizer's abilities keep skin oil-free through the day.

The botanicals check out too. There are plenty of antioxidants in here along with soothing anti-inflammatory ingredients. I do find it odd that mandarin and jasmine are listed as redness reducers. It's true that both oils have antibacterial properties that could be helpful in controlling acne, but they're also both considered skin irritants. Benta Berry seems to have a wallop of anti-irritants that may well balance out that risk, but I still find it strange that they claim that the very ingredients that could cause redness would reduce it.

I also find it worth mentioning that G-1 cream includes coconut oil. Coconut oil is a good skin identical emollient, but as a stand-alone ingredient, it is generally considered highly comedogenic. Of course, just because it has the potential to clog pores doesn't mean it will, but it's still something to be aware of if you're acne prone.

BLK DNM Perfume 11
Sample Size: 1ml
Retail Size: 50ml for $110
Sample Value: $2.20

Birchbox says:
A spicy blend that will set you apart from the sweet-smelling masses. Top and middle notes of incense and musk create an alluring, cosmopolitan aura, while a base note of cedarwood adds a layer of depth. Finally, a touch of black pepper gives the scent a spicy kick.

I say:
My first thought? "Why did they send me a men's fragrance?" Spicy blend indeed- but not in a rich, oriental way. As you may be able to guess looking at the fragrance notes, there's nothing soft or girly about this scent. The musk top note is easy to lose among the other woody, spicy notes, but the incense stands out to me as the defining note of the fragrance. We're not talking about Nag Champa here, to me it reads as a resinous church-y kind of smell. Reinforced with the cedarwood base note, it turns downright piney.

Fancy NYC address notwithstanding, I think BLK DNM misses the mark. The notes are all so similar that there's really no complexity to the scent (though oddly, it does smell a bit like pickles on me. Not intentional, I'm guessing!) A big "skip" in my book.

Eye Rock Designer Liner
Sample Size: Full Size
Retail Size: 4 sets of 2 in assorted designs for $13
Sample Value: $13

Eye Rock Designer Liner, Classics

Birchbox says:
Shaky wrists and runny liquid formulas conspire to drain our time and energy, which is why we’re glad we discovered these handy stick-on appliques...super easy to apply and help you create an array of eye-catching looks. Unlike traditional liners, they won’t smudge or fade.


I say:
When I opened my Birchbox this month, these were the things that I was most excited about. The Birchbox website had a handy little video on how to apply them, which I thought was nice, but right off the bat the instructor said something that gave me pause: "before you get started, make sure that you don't have any makeup or oil on your eyelid". Hmmm...that means these either have to be worn with a bare lid, severely limiting the looks you can create with them, or makeup would need to be applied after the liner strips- potentially messing them up.

On the Birchbox website, I also noticed this little blurb:
"For extra staying power, dab a bit of lash glue onto the back of these stick-on liner strips."
OK, now I might have to apply glue to self-adhesive strips? Not exactly confidence inspiring.

When I opened the package, I was let down once again. While the edges of the liner are nice and crisp, the paper the strips are printed on is softly textured (it seems very similar to medical tape). Because of this, the printing of the liners is not solid black- on the sheet, they read as a speckled heather grey.

Eye Rock Designer Liner, close-up

Caveats aside, I'm still looking forward to trying Eye Rock liners. I'm a long-time fan of the cat-eye, and funky liner was once my signature style, so these are right down my alley. FYI, Rock Cosmetics Designer Liner come in two varieties- mine is the "Classics" set, but a wilder "Trends" set is also available. I'm also eyeing the company's supercool eye tattoos!

Jouer Luminizing Moisture Tint
Sample Size: .07oz
Retail Size: 1.7oz for $32
Sample Value: $1.32

Birchbox says:
Our entire team (minus the manfolk) is obsessed with Jouer’s Luminizing Moisture Tint and we're not alone — Allure recently gave the product its coveted "Best in Beauty" seal. The oil-free formula feels positively weightless on but gives you plenty of even coverage. Skin looks soft and dewy and, thanks to SPF 20, you’ll be extra protected from the sun.


I say:
Gosh, I just hate to be such a big grump, but I just can't imagine why this is on any "best of list". Maybe my BB Cream has me spoiled, but in my opinion, the claims on this are definitely stretching it. I will say it feels weightless on the skin, but I beg to differ on the "plenty of coverage" front- Jouer Luminizing Moisture Tint is definitely sheer and gives little to no coverage for redness or imperfections. I'd also say that Birchbox should exchange the word "dewy" for the word "shimmery". To me, "dewy" implies a moist, cream based tint, rather than the visible particles of pearl or shimmer that you see with this product.

Jouer Luminizing Moisture Tint in Pearl.
Swatch on Left, Blended on Right.

Shimmer is always tough to photograph, but it's definitely there- even my fiancé noticed! One thing you can easily see in the photos is that the color was definitely a no-go for me. I received Pearl, which is the second lightest of the six shades Jouer offers (Opal, the fairest shade, is new and is currently only available directly from Jouer).

Supersmile Powdered Mouthrinse
Sample Size: 2 packets
Retail Size: 24 packets for $16
Sample Value: $1.33

Birchbox says:
We brush our teeth twice a day without fail, but we always find ourselves in a bit of a bind right after snacks and meals. Since our penchant for noshing shows no signs of abating, we freshen our breath with these convenient mouthwash packets. They’re filled with a proprietary powder that neutralizes odors while gently removing surface stains—just add water to the pouch to create a single-dose rinse.


I say:
Rip open the packet, add water & swish? Sounds good to me- and perfect to throw into your purse for after coffee breaks! As promised, the rinse freshened my breath without any stinging, and left a pleasant but not over-powering minty flavor behind.

I do have one tip. When I used my first packet, I opened it and immediately filled it to the top with water, forgetting to leave myself enough room to mix the powder around a bit in the envelope. I found it worked better to initially only add enough water to fill the packet less than half way. After I squished and swirled the water around a bit to mix up the powder I filled the rest of the packet and rinsed.

TOTAL FEBRUARY BOX VALUE: $20.05

In addition to my regular subscription, I was also lucky enough to get a special Vichy edition Birchbox for no additional charge this month. I've been curious about the brand for a while, and I though the box would be a great introduction. Stay tuned for my instant reviews on this special box, and make sure you comment below and let me know what you got in your box and what you think about it!

January Birchbox: Instant Reviews

Birchbox is a tiny bundle of monthly love made with beauty junkies in mind. For $10 a month you receive a package filled with 4-5 samples, many of which are deluxe size, with the occasional full-size product thrown in. Deluxe size samples are plenty big enough get a good feel for the instant effects, but maybe not quite enough to judge long-term results. Instant reviews are just that- my instant impressions on the products. These installments will be based on my initial testing, swatching and, of course (you know me) a peek at the ingredients.

Archipelago Pomegranate Body Soap
Sample Size: 1.8oz
Retail Size: 6.8oz for $12.50
Sample Value: $3.31

It's a little bar of soap, what can I say? I like the crisp, slightly citrusy, pomegranate scent, and the pretty etching on the soap itself. I also think the concave shape on the other side is rather ingenious as it keeps the bar from sitting in a puddle of water, but I have no idea if this shape is featured in the full-size or not.

The lather was nice and rich, though the scent didn't seem to carry into the bubbles. It rinsed away without leaving a film behind, but did leave my skin dry and noticeably rough across the knuckles. As far as the claims that this is better than drug-store bars, or that the botanicals in the soap can provide an anti-oxidant boost, I'm skeptical. I've never found a bar soap that wasn't drying, and though things like white tea, cranberry and pomegranate do have antioxidant properties, I suspect they'd do very little in the short amount of time it takes to wash your hands (or body).

Juicy Couture Eau de Parfum Spray
Sample Size: .05oz
Retail Size: 3.4oz for $89
Sample Value: $1.31

First, I have to say, I think Birchbox needs to lay-off the fragrance samples. Sure, trying new scents is great, but I can walk into any department store or Sephora and get these for free- it seems kind of shady to even say they have monetary value!

I'd call this a fruity floral, leaning heavily toward the floral side. The rose, lily and tuberose undertones all but dominate the fruity top notes of watermelon, mandarin and passion fruit. Even with a trained nose, I can barely pull out the green apple accord that's supposed to lighten up the scent, which just stops short of being cloying. Not a bad scent, especially if your style is "sweetly romantic" but it seems a bit...familiar- especially for such a high price tag!


LÄRABAR Mini Bar in Carrot Cake
Sample Size: .78 oz (1 mini bar)
Retail Size: $14.95 for 12 (Carrot Cake not available in mini)
Sample Value: $1.25

In short: $1.25 for a two-bite, 100 calorie nugget? No thanks. It didn't even taste all that good- definitely an "energy bar" flavor & texture. Having said that, I do like the little nommy treats that Birchbox includes from time to time, so even though this wouldn't be a "repurchase" for me, it still gets a thumbs-up!

Origins Checks And Balances Frothy Face Wash
Sample Size: 1oz
Retail Size: 5oz for $19.50
Sample Value: $3.90

Smells like Origins! Which is to say, lightly pepperminty with an ever-so-subtle herbal undertone. I love the scent, but knowing that mint extracts are skin irritants gives me pause- a peek at the ingredient list shows more worrisome ingredients (bergamot, lavender, and linalool). According to Origins, these additives "add pleasure to the process" but irritation isn't exactly my idea of pleasing.

Upon using it, I found the foamy cream very concentrated- a pea sized dollop will do your entire face. It rinses away well, with maybe a tiny bit of a filmy feel. Despite Origins' claims, I did feel some tightness after toweling off, but I have dry skin so that's normal for me with any sudsing or foaming cleanser. Origins says this is for all skin-types, though I think oily and normal skin-types would find it most comfortable. Having said that, the potential irritants in the formula would probably keep me from recommending it to anyone.


Stila Smudge Stick Waterproof Eye Liner in Lionfish

Sample Size: Full Size (.01oz/28g)
Sample Value: $20

This liner is right down my alley- as the name suggests, it's smudgeable, which is a must for me with any pencil liner. My preferred method for applying pencil is to line the outer 1/2 of my upper lid, then use a smudger brush to soften the line & pull color closer to the inside corner. Ideally, I can then use the "leftover" pigment on the brush to smudge a soft line under my bottom lashes. The problem I run into is often liners that are soft enough to smudge either wipe right away or never set. Smudge Stick blends well as long as you work relatively quickly. The liner does set pretty quickly, so I'd suggest doing one eye at a time if smudging is your preference.

Lionfish is a chocolatety-bronze shade with shimmer, and while browns aren't my choice for every-day use (I prefer a reddish-plum to highlight my green eyes) I'm sure I'll get plenty of use out of this.

TOTAL JANUARY BOX VALUE: $29.77

Though there was nothing in my box this month that I was unconditionally in love with, I still consider this box a win. The samples were items I was happy to try, all good sizes, and of course the inclusion of a full-sized product goes a long way to sway my favor. As I mentioned, I also like it when I get an "eat me now" treat in my box- even if I do have to share it with a curious little 4-year-old!

How about you guys? Are any of this month's samples on your favorites lists?

November Birchbox: Instant Reviews

Birchbox is a tiny bundle of monthly love made with beauty junkies in mind. For $10 a month you receive a package filled with 4-5 samples, many of which are deluxe size, with the occasional full-size product thrown in. Deluxe size samples are plenty big enough get a good feel for the instant effects, but maybe not quite enough to judge long-term results. Instant reviews are just that- my instant impressions on the products. These installments will be based on my initial testing, swatching and, of course (you know me) a peek at the ingredients.

Elizabeth Arden Ceramide Gold Ultra Restorative Capsules
Sample Size: 5 capsules
Retail Size: 60 capsules (.95 oz) for $68
Sample Value: $5.67

Ceramides are great. They're a major part of our skin's natural barrier- they help to keep moisture in and bad stuff (bacteria, allergens, etc...) out. Elizabeth Arden has been stuck on ceramides for years; I was first introduced to these single use capsules no less than seven or eight years ago. This particular serum is a hydrating blend of silicones, fatty acids and oils, the aforementioned ceramides, and several antioxidant ingredients. It feels like a light oil on the skin- it absorbs into my dry skin quickly and feels soft (not greasy). Having said that, I don't imagine it's a texture oilier skin would enjoy. For those looking to get a good ceramide fix without the high-end price tag, both ceramides found into this Arden serum can also be found in CeraVe moisturizers, which is one reason why I always keep a jar of CeraVe in my medicine cabinet!

Gueralin Shalimar Parfum Initial
Sample Size: 1 ml
Retail Size: 60 ml for $84
Sample Value: $1.40

This resinous amber floral is meant to be an introduction to the classic (and according to Gueralin, the world’s first) oriental fragrance, Shalimar. I’m a fan of the original, and this update has many of the same notes- a sharp, citrusy bergamot top note gives way to a woody, floral heart of rose, jasmine and iris. The vanilla and tonka bean base lend to the powdery, almost gourmand dry down.

It was a surprise that the newer version actually seems bolder to me than the original- Parfum Initial has a muskier finish, and I can’t shake my impression of a somewhat sour note that seems to pull the fragrance out of balance for me. The original Shalimar feels soft, feminine, sophisticated and innocent all at once (it actually reminds me a bit of how Strawberry Shortcake dolls smelled when I was younger!?) The new one smells, to me, like what you'd get if you layered Chanel Chance over original Shalimar. Somehow, it's just not quite right.

Thymes Eucalyptus Body Lotion
Sample Size: 1.5 oz
Retail Size: 9.25 oz for $24
Sample Value: $3.89 (plus a max of about $.55 for the packet, see below for explanation)

Feels light if not a little waxy going on, but dries down quickly leaving behind a scent that smells lightly lemony- kind of like the moist towelettes they give you at a ribs joint. Both my fiancé and I felt it smelled like soap also- not at all the brisk, medicinal scent I'd expect from something labeled Eucalyptus. Having said that, the lotion reminded me entirely of a complimentary hotel toiletry- not at all luxe feeling and definitely not something I'd pay $24 for. One positive about the ingredients in this fairly standard formula: it doesn't contain actual eucalyptus, which can be a potent skin irritant.

Oddly, apparently one scent of this lotion wasn't enough- Birchbox also included a sample packet in Thymes' Kimono Rose scent. Given my underwhelment with the formula, I have a feeling this little packet will join my stash o' samples that I stick in with giveaways and gifts. (The packet is not labeled for individual sale, thus, it doesn't include a weight for me to figure in the value total. By my calculations, the entire packet weighs around 6g, so this is the quantity I used for the value estimate given above. Obviolulsy, this includes the weight of the package itself so it is definitely a high-end estimate.)

Zoya Nail Polish in Sooki
Sample Size: .25 oz
Retail Size: .5 oz for $8.00
Sample Value: $4.00

Sooki mini (left) next to my own full size Raven (right).

A nice ever-so-slightly cool red polish. The Shiny, creme finish makes it a classic year-round choice. Applies smoothly with almost one-coat coverage, and if your inclined to wonder, you probably already know: Zoya is 3 Free (for those less inclined, that means no toluene, formaldehyde, DBP (phthalates). Though I'd say this polish was the bright spot in this month's box for me, I do feel like I should mention that this is the second time since I joined in July that I've gotten a mini Zoya in my box. They were different shades, of course, so I'm not exactly complaining, but knowing that one of the downfalls of Beauty Fix, to me, was too much repetition of brands, so this seems important to note.

TREAT: Two Paperdolls Coasters
Sample Size: 2 coasters
Retail Size: 10 coasters for $15 (if ordered through Birchbox. The set is 8 for $15 on two paper dolls’ site)
Sample Value: $3.00

Coasters? Are you kidding me? Watching some Birchbox reviews this month, I couldn't help but notice some people got chocolate, but I got coasters. Not just any chocolate either: spicy artisanal chocolate with popping candy inside. Did I mention I got coasters? Not just any coasters though- paper coasters. OK, they do have cute letterpress typographical designs on one side (and a Birchbox ad on the other) but still...coasters?

TOTAL NOVEMBER BOX VALUE: $18.51

Definitely kind of a dud box this month, in my opinion. As I mentioned in the blurb about the coasters, I did see some more interesting things in other subscriber's boxes. Birchbox does claim to customize the box to your preferences; I'm not really sure what in my profile said "send paper coasters, not chocolate" but I'm thinking I'd better check my preferences stat! Nonetheless, I'm still pleased with the service as a whole- knowing I have the box coming always gives me something to look forward to!

Do you subscribe to any beauty sample services? What do you think?

October Birchbox: Instant Reviews

For those of you that aren't familiar with Birchbox, this tiny bundle of love is a subscription service made with beauty junkies in mind. For $10 a month, Birchbox will send you a package filled with 4-5 samples, most of which are deluxe size, with the occasional full-size product thrown in.

I joined up this summer when designer Cynthia Rowley hand-curated the box, and have been treated to products from Jouer, Philosophy, Redken, Zoya, and tons more. The idea of subscription beauty goodie bags isn't original to Birchbox, but I think Birchbox has refined the concept. The subscription is affordable, tons of brands participate, and the once a month time frame is perfect for fulfilling my lemming for something- anything- new!

Most of the samples in Birchbox's selection are deluxe size, which they're plenty big enough get a good feel for the instant effects, but maybe not quite enough to judge long-term results. This means I'm not terribly comfortable saying "yes, this cream is brightening/wrinkle-reducing/gnome-eliminating..." but I can give you my instant impressions on the products. These "instant reviews" will be based on my first impressions and initial testing, swatching and, of course (you know me) a peek at the ingredients.

So now, October's Birchbox Selections:

Amika Obliphica Hair Treatment

Sample Size: .34oz

Retail Size: 3.38oz for $34

Sample Value: $3.42

Birchbox Says:

Obliphica and argan oil pump hydration into damaged strands, smoothing the outer cuticle for noticeably sleeker, shinier strands. Bonus: It smells gorgeous.

I say:
First, no argument about the scent- I adore it! It reminds me of the original (2006) Very Sexy Now, a mouth-watering concoction of Blood Orange, Nutmeg, Tonka Bean, Sandalwood, Vanilla and Grapefruit.

As far as the serum itself, sure it smooths hair and adds shine, but I don't think the oils listed are really responsible for that. Most likely, it's the silicones (Cyclopentasiloxane and Dimethicone) that appear as the first two ingredients of the serum (before either oil). This isn't a bad thing, silicones are great for hair, but they're not rare (almost all hair serums are silicone based) nor do they need to cost this much.

Anastasia Beverly Hills HydraFull Gloss in Bellini
Sample Size: .03oz
Retail Size: .07oz for $21.00
Sample Value: $9.00

Birchbox Says:
This plush gloss plumps and hydrates lips. We love the unusual flat silicone paddle applicator. The formula uses antioxidant-rich Balkan Botanical Infusion complex to keep lips soft and hydrated.

I say:
Holy schnikes this stuff is expensive! The sample size is tiny, but hey, it's a sample. Then I looked at the full size info and realized that the sample is almost half of a full size! Compare Anastasia's retail size to MAC's Lipglass: MAC is almost 2 1/2 times bigger and costs $6 less! Granted, I like the less-sticky texture of Anastasia's gloss better, but it's not tough to find a smooth, non-sticky gloss for much less money. The pigmentation of Bellini is sheer to moderate, which is good because any more pigment and the frosty shade would cross the line into 1980's time-warp. I personally wasn't fond of using the silicone paddle to apply directly on to my lips; I thought it applied too much gloss and was a little messy coming out of the tube.

The gloss does feel moisturizing and given the amount of skin-identical oils and triglycerides, I imagine that with daily use this product would do a nice job of keeping the lips hydrated. As far as plumping, I like that the formula includes peptides, which have been proven to stimulate collagen production, but find it odd that Anastasia chose to list pink purslane as a volumizer. The plant seems to have anti-inflammatory and antioxidant properties, but I couldn't find any substantiation of the plumping claim. As far as other anti-oxidants, I'd prefer to see them in higher concentrations for a gloss that boasts them as a benefit.


Clark's Botanicals Intense Radiance Mask
Sample Size: not listed. By my own calculations, around 9.5g
Retail Size: 1.7oz for $72
Sample Value: $14.19 (again, based on my own weight calculation)

Birchbox Says:
The Solution to dull, congested pores. This white clay mask is formulated to purify skin and soften fine lines and wrinkles...detoxifies pores, conquers blemishes and even calms irritation...the sophisticated packaging reminds us we really do need to take time for ourselves.

I say:
Sophisticated package? Huh? It's a plain, dark-green (almost black) jar with writing in an old-timey, apothecary style font. That's not an issue with me, I just find it funny that someone would describe this as "sophisticated". Whatever justifies the $72 price tag, I guess.

Before I go into details, I have to mention that the ingredient list on Birchbox was drastically different than the one printed on my jar (the Birchbox list looks more like key ingredients) so I'm going by the jar itself. The mask is clay based, using both kaolin and bentonite. Both are absorbent, and though bentonite can be drying, there are plenty of emollients in here that should keep it from being too harsh on drier skin. The formula does include soothing Linoleic Acid and wrinkle-reducing peptides, so it seems that many of Clark's claims hold water here. The caveat would be that you'd have to use the mask often, and I have to imagine such a steep price tag may make this a more occasional treat for some.

Laura Geller Spackle Tinted Under Makeup Primer in Bronze
Sample Size: .5oz
Retail Size: 2oz for $25
Sample Value: $6.25

Birchbox Says:

This hyrdating primer gives you a flawless foundation for makeup- plus a subtle glow. The lightweight formula is also oil-free...made with natural plant extracts and antioxidants like white tea, centella asiatica, and aloe vera that protect skin as they moisturize.

The Laundress Wool & Cashmere Shampoo

I say:
A bronzer and a primer? I'm never going to use this! BUT, after a quick swatch on my hand I found that the tint is, indeed, very subtle, and as someone that doesn't like to look tan, this is a benefit for me. The glow is just enough to warm up my skin, and though there are tiny glitter particles in the light-weight gel, they're not at all discoball-esque. Skin looks moist, not shimmery or made up.

Like most primers, Geller's includes silicones for a soft, silky feel, but uses them in a lighter fashion, which means that the product is not as thick as most primers. This means less of a greasy feel for oily skin types, and less risk of the product balling up as it's applied. This is especially nice because it allows the user to build the product up a bit if more tint is desired. If you choose to build the primer, be aware that this will make the micro-glitter more visible, and it also brings out the slight red-tone in the primer.

The formula does contain some nice antioxidants, anti-irritants, and light moisturizers, though probably not at the level you'd get in a good skin care formulation. If you're a fan of primers, this seems like a good choice, though I wouldn't consider substituting it as skincare.

BONUS: The Laundress Wool & Cashmere Shampoo in Cedar
Sample Size: .5oz
Retail Size: 16oz for $19
Sample Value: $.59

Birchbox Says:
This gentle wash is made specifically for wool, merino, wool blends, angora, mohair, cashmere (and) down. It uses a combination of cedar extracts as well as sulfate-free shampoo to clean and preserve yarn’s natural components.

I say:
Welcome to the world of luxury detergent! Though I've not yet used The Laundress, I became a fan years ago when I started buying Victoria's Secret Lavish Laundry, and though high-end laundry products may not be daily use for me, I love using them on my sheets and towels, where the yummy scents can linger. Since I don't wear much wool or cashmere, the Laundress formula is likely destined for the same fate. While cedar wouldn't be my first choice in scent, The Laundress' version is earthy, slightly masculine, but not overbearing.

TOTAL OCTOBER BOX VALUE: $33.45

So that concludes the first installment of my Birchbox Instant Reviews- what do you think? Of course, if anything in the box should prove to be exceptional (either positively or negatively) you'll see a more detailed follow-up. If anyone is interested in subscribing to Birchbox and feels like helping me out (the service awards points for referrals) you can click here and I'll send you a personal invite!